February 2011
1 tag
Things I don't like
Homestuck only wants to load half of each image.
I throw myself into the Thames sometimes saying
mostengaging:
“AYOOOO! I’M SHERLOCK HOLMES, YO!”
January 2011
hysteric-barbie asked: I think you're pretty swell.
Just sayin'
Just sayin'
I'm terrified that I'm inadequate and it eats away...
Just needed to share.
16 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Sleep →
#7?
(✿◠‿◠) (◡‿◡✿) (◕‿◕✿) (✖╭╮✖) (≧◡≦) (¬_¬) ...
hysteric-barbie:
reblogging for reference
4 tags
1 tag
1 tag
3 tags
THIS CHUM WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO
Hey, you. Yeah, you, the one reading this....
earrelatedhumour:
You are beautiful and someone out there loves you.
I WANT IT WITH WHIPPED CREAM ON IT
owlthedeadman:
cuttlefishculler:
owlthedeadman:
cuttlefishculler:
thestralskulls:
BABY GIMME GIMME GIMME YOUR LOOOOVE
CAUSE I’M HUNGRY, YOU CAN’T KEEP IT FROM ME
LORD KNOWS YOU GOT MORE THAN ENOUUUUUUUGH
BABY I, I’M FIENDING, I KNOW YOU GOT YOUR REASONS FOR KEEPING IT TO YOURSEEEELLLF
BUT YOU GOT PLENTY HONEY, I DON’T THINK IT’S FUNNY
GOTTA GIVE IT, GIVE IT, GIVE OR EEEELSE
I...
1 tag
Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
altairyourclothesoff:
fionnoif:
itsthesteroids:
I dare you.
Weeeeeee, have fun :DDD You can do it anonymously tooooooooo if you want to be mysterious :O
go for it guys! this would be fun. ;3;
2 tags
http://owlthedeadman.tumblr.com/post/2914010201 →
brandyalexander-:
clockworkbrephophagist:
okay so I’m eating a bowl of cereal and
there’s the poppy-scrapy noise that I can feel slightly in my jaw. Not that it hurts. I can just feel it.
what if my jaw falls off into my cereal and I can’t eat anymore and everything OH GOD I’LL BE A…
FAVORITE BOOK BY FAVORITE AUTHOR YES
3 tags
AND THEN I REMEMBERED MY PHONE DOESN'T WORK
Oh John you are forever my spirit animal
adorabloody:
cuttlefishculler:
toyshadows:
It really bugs me when people don’t use possessive pronouns when referring to someone in relation to them. e.g. ‘the boyfriend’ instead of ‘my boyfriend’ or ‘your boyfriend’
I think the worst offender is when people say ‘the fam bam’ i want to crush them.
the fam bam
… people use “the fam bam”?
but uh seconding
Thirding?
And really…...
nevertsundere:
That awful moment when you do something embarassing and you just want to groan and bang your head against a wall until you forget doing it
Okay but seriously, I'm going now.
3 tags
When you derp away the afternoon on MSPA and get...
1 tag