January 2010
I am a cannibal
maskinmasculine:
But I only eat Vegans.
December 2009
If you like Neon Genesis Evangelion... →
I get irritated
when my laptop’s sound decides not to work without warning.
slap your keyboard and make it an acronym and then...
maskinmasculine:
david-the-elf:
thomthehero:
mycrookedheart:
wwilliamm:
lbhl
Live by holding lighters.
vg
vagina grabber
tyrjsh
touch your junk softly, hoe.
svg
Sweaty Vagina Goo
sfjh
Salacious fingers? Jive handjobs!
dy;li
Don’t you lick iguanas?
“Go, Mordecai!”
30hoursofpain:
Andrew-ward.
It’s the way...
“Chomp Chomp Chomp.”
– Andrew Miller (via 30hoursofpain)
maskinmasculine:
REBLOG IF YOU LOVE BONERS
…?!
The Office.
letsbehonest:
“What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to...
